I just got another raft of male-bashing joke emails from a friend of mine. It’s amazing that this woman has known me as long as she has and she still doesn’t have a clue about me. Anyway, I went searching for a decent joke to send back to her.

You’re welcome.

Three blondes are on an island and they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie pops out. He says he’ll give each of them one wish.

The first blonde says, “I wish I were twice as smart as I am now so I can figure out a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a redhead, she builds a raft, and floats off the island.

The second blonde says, “I wish I were ten times as smart as I am now, so I can figure out a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a brunette, she builds a plane, and flies off the island.

The third blonde says, “I wish I were a hundred times as smart as I am now, so I can figure a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge.