Our 16 year old son, Cob, loped into the room at a slightly slower pace than usual. I inquired why, and he said that he felt a cold coming on. I advised him to drink lots of liquids.

“What else would I drink?”

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Cob has a job at a local Superstore, and they gave all the employees a survey to fill out.

Question: “Is there one thing that would improve your work environment?”

He wrote: “Ponies.”

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Cob’s sister has been repainting a large basement suite for their upcoming move, and she posted to Facebook:

J: Ow. It should all be done, with the exception of some touch ups here and there.
C: Hooray! Skill in Painting has increased to 448!
J: You’re a dork.
J: But it’s sad that I understand.

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His IM tag: “What part of secret and illegal do you not understand?”

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